I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
one of the my professor’s initials are XD and she signs off all her emails with XD and everyone thinks she’s doing the laughing emoticon and some of my friends have replied back with it in their emails and everyone’s only just realized and she’s probably doesn’t even know what it means
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin