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Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
omG
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
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succes is like pregnancy. everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it
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shit-that blows: spiders
last night my boyfriend had already gone to bed and i lay down, turn the lights off..i had just smoked a bowl and had some kratom..i was relaxed as fuck..and so i get on my phone. as im laying there scrolling through my tumblr feed minding my own fucking business..keep in mind it’s pitch dark, he…
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I don’t care who you fucking think you are:
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.I bet John Winchester never saw this post
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how are all these 6yr olds at meet and greets and concerts and stuff my mom didn’t even take me to the park
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